1. Your job starts to get in the way with your drinking.
2. Ellen Degeneres looks good and Rosanne is smokin!
3. You have a reserved parking space at the local liquor store.
4. When you piss in your friends fireplace because you thought it was a campfire.
5. When you wake up in the morning hugging the toilet.
6. When you try to tackle a tree.
7. You’ve fallen and can’t get up.