So, you finally got enough nerve to ask that hot girl in your office out. And she said yes. Now the question is how are you going to not only survive the first date, but also guarantee a second one.
Remember the hardest part is over; you asked her out and she said yes, which means she likes you. It isn’t the time to worry about what you are going to wear because unless you go naked or in your clown costume, her opinion of you is probably not going to change. You do not need to worry about where you are going, unless you planned to take her to see mud wrestling, her opinion of you will not be damaged. However, your conversation on your date can and will guarantee or screw up any chances for a second one.
Therefore, when you are planning your date conversation remember these top ten things not to say on your date:
1. Do you mind getting the bill I’m broke. (OK everyone is broke right now. But date rules state if you asked her out you pay. Asking her to pay is a total turn off and will most likely squash your chances of ever seeing her again).
2. My ex and I use to come here all the time. (This can open up a can of worms that you are not ready for. Your date does not need to know or want to know about your ex. And if you’re not careful, she may start wondering what is wrong with you).
3. Your eyes are the same color as my ex’s. (This is obvious!! Nobody wants to be compared to someone else).
4. Have you ever thought about dying your hair red, I love redheads? (Remember you asked her out because you think she is already hot. If you really want to start improving her, you better watch out because she can find four things wrong with you for every one you find wrong with her).
5. So I am glad you are not as crazy as the last girl I went on a date with. (Your date is immediately going to wonder how many dates you have been on and you risk looking as a player).
6. I see myself married with children with in a year, how about you? (This is a guarantee way to never see her again. Granted, she may be looking to marry, but being aggressive will scare off the majority, and leave you with the Alex Forrest/Fatal Attraction type).
7. So I just got out of rehab/jail. (We all have issues, but a first date is not the place to introduce your date to your personal problems. Remember you want a second date that will not happen when she thinks you’re a crazy addict or axe murder).
8. Do you think that waitress is out of my league? (Do you even have to ask?)
9. Can I take your picture? (Your date may be flattered, but most likely she will be creeped out. She will see you as one of those psychos/serial killers on TV with the wall collage of all their victims).
10. I had testicular cancer and had to have my right testicle removed (This was actually said on a first date. And the woman couldn’t even finish her dinner. All she kept thinking about was why would he tell me this. Is he warning because he thinks I am going to see them or the one tonight?)


